"It saddens me how the saddest poems or the saddest books are the most popular because more people gravitate towards them. It just proves that more than half of the people wandering around this world are sad and that breaks my heart and makes me even more sad."
Post Ramadan Stress Disorder: the anxiety that hits you as soon as you eat something because for a split second you think you’re still fasting
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought she was a bitch and now they’ve been married 25 years
they get a long in a similar way
they love each other, but they don’t like eachother
I might find a soul mate yet
My mum only said yes to marrying my dad cuz she thought he was joking
"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"