this ship is bananas
i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes
(Source: mistienight, via fuckyourlifestyleee)
Thinking about your crush like
How many rooms on this floor? Count them for me now.
Because it will c h a n g e your life.
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*sighs for 3 years straight*
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
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“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.”
(Source: rosecutietyler, via tracy-westside)
"Silence the angry man with love. Silence the ill-natured man with kindness. Silence the miser with generosity. Silence the liar with truth."
"I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.’"